On Tuesday, Netflix released the Jonas Brothers Family Roast, in which Kevin, 34, Joe, 32, and Nick, 29, grinned and endured burns and zingers from their friends and family, as well as a lineup of comedians including Pete Davidson.
According to roaster Dr. Phil McGraw, the “Sucker” singers were roasted on everything from their solo projects (or lack thereof) to their decision to wear purity rings as teenagers and their marriages to ladies they’re “not good enough for.”
Following a series of short skits that included a food fight and parodies of Fight Club, Thor, and Camp Rock, comedian Lilly Singh took the stage first, mocking everything from Joe’s band DNCE to Nick’s marriage to actress Priyanka Chopra Jonas.
“Joe is so white that when it came time to name his band, he couldn’t even spell dance,” she laughed.
“When you see a picture of him next to Nick and Joe, you always think, ‘Wow, Nick and Joe are really close with their accountant'” she teases Kevin. Singh then turned her attention to Nick.
“I don’t know if you know this, but Nick can’t even grow a beard. That’s why he married one,” she quipped.
Pete Davidson came next to roast the Jonas brothers’ small stature while wearing a “I [Heart] Jonas” T-shirt.
“Haven’t you ever heard the song ‘Rollercoaster’? Do you know how brave it is to do a song about something none of them are tall enough to ride?” he joked.
Following that, the Saturday Night Live star joked about Joe’s wife Sophie Turner, “These guys rock! A Little Bit Longer is both my favorite album, and it’s what Sophie wishes Joe’s penis was. Winter is coming, but Sophie, not so much.”
The Game of Thrones actress laughed and shrugged along as the joke was told.
The couple’s 10-year age difference was highlighted by Priyanka Chopra Jonas, who married Nick in 2018.
“Nick and I have a 10-year age gap, we do,” she said. “And there are many ’90s pop culture references he doesn’t understand, and I have to explain them to him… He teaches me how to use TikTok, for example, and I teach him what a successful acting career looks like.”
She continued, “I love his entire family. Nick, Joe, Kevin, you guys are amazing. Nick has changed my life. I wouldn’t want to babysit—I mean, be married to— anyone else, ever.”
John Legend then made a surprise cameo, serenading the audience with a song he created for his favourite band, which is not the Jonas Brothers.
Jonas Brothers Family Roast is now available to stream on Netflix.